Malu Fernandez: I’m Back Y’all!
Malu Fernandez, that woman who rocked the nation with her ‘jovial’ remarks about economy-seats-being-too-small-for-+++size-people and Pinoy OFWs who wear too much local sprays, is back! This time, she’s mad. Nope, not ‘angry’ mad. She’s ‘WWIII’ mad. And this time, she chose a new demographic. She got tired of our good ole OFWs. This time, she opted for the more ‘interactive bunch’. Us. Bloggers.
In her new article ‘The Problem With Blogging’, MF decries the act of hiding behind a username. She is challenging everyone to become badasses and face her. In the flesh. She condemns those who bask in the joys of anonymity in cyberspace. She wants real faces. Hardhitting views and commentaries with real unphotoshopped faces. She wants brave souls. And nasty, spiteful, sharp comments with real faces.
In her article, MF specifically talked about a ‘blogger of Spanish descent but with an Indio face’. Now, I understand why she wants faces. Coz she wants to leave nasty, spiteful, and sharp comments, too. She doesn’t want it one-way. She wants to give what she gets.
MF loves Perez Hilton [he's prolly her idol] and all other ‘famous’ bloggers. I bet she had this strong urge to name-drop but thought against it after a few sticks because she figured that those ‘famous’ bloggers would most likely deny ever rubbing elbows with her.
She hates all other bloggers. She hates them because they’re ‘lonely people‘ who need to get out of their comfort zones. But hold your horses, people. She loves people who live in ‘bloody Siberia‘ [Siberians, attack!!!!!!!!!!] and those in gulags. [Btw MF, it'd be incorrect to say 'Gulag prison' because a gulag IS a prison]. Hehehe. I bet you’ve tried blogging from inside a bamboo gulag? LOL
People, Malu wants your faces. Now!
People!
She. Wants. You!
[read her Manila Standard article here]
- WTF is wrong with Manila Standard?
OMG! She’s back? kinahanglan nata ani ug Joe Malone instead of Axe or J&J cologne. wahahah! makalilisang, mangtas, ug banggiitan! wahehe..
matakot na kayo! wahaha!
haha
i laughed. i dunno why. ahehe
i thought she already stopped writing. i think that’s the best thing she could do. lols! she wants me (or us). damn, i (or we) don’t like her. bwahaha
is there anything she can write aside from criticizing or condemning OFWs and bloggers? heck, i can’t imagine a journalist writing all these stuffs instead of doing something “developmental”. hehe
BTW, share nako ang akong latest discovery. hehe. Emoticon 101 add-on
bwahaha…
hehehe… check this post for emoticons.. LOL
http://beyond1123.wordpress.com/2008/03/12/emoticon-101/
way lingaw…
ayan na naman siya!!!!! wala talaga siyang patawad ah…
musta na ka dha dong? lols! gi-tag tka. pls check it out…
http://tambayannilex.wordpress.com/2008/03/13/spread-out-the-virus/
unsa man nang tag ba? i-tag-tag mo?
haha
u got it dude! los! di sad ko kabawo unsay purpose ana. suwayi lang…naa may instruction. copy-paste lang then i-post sa imong blog.
she wants our faces? no way!!! feces nuon, pwede pa! mas angay na ihilam-os or ibato sa iya. What did she blogged an apology for? She’s as remorseless as the devil. Rebuked and humbled she said..ha ha
that B*T*H looks like a beluga!
feeelerrr! she probably didn’t pay for that trip anyway!
Oh come on guys! Leave her alone. She doesn’t worth that much. The ugly fatso likes to stay unrated classy in the company of porkies. She loves to be down there in the LOO instead of the opposite. Don’t pay attention to her. As she has already proven, she can always does her worst. After all she is highly educated and cultured. Only in the Philippines. The more you get highly educated the more you become absolut rubbish.
Cheers!!
She likes to see our faces? She wants to borrow them because she’s hella ugly and fat. And best of all, she’s jobless. hahaha. I cant wait until she becomes homeless and maybe apply to become an overseas worker and find out how’s it like to work hard for the money. Your not educated. You probably cheated your way through high school and college. Probably paid your professors to pass you. dumb bitch.